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"softly moaning in a ditch" aka ardbert ([personal profile] soulshard) wrote2021-08-13 12:37 pm

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@ ardbert
"Aye, leave a message and I'll respond to you when I can. Or come find you."

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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-20 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because it's IMPORTANT ARDBERT! GIVE HER THE DEETS!!!! Also yes it is, wait until train town gets a Hinge App]

Is she your sister? Which one is she?

[Leaving to scroll...hmm hmm hmm, who could it be?

Oh she should probably answer that other part.]


believe me you'd KNOW if he was here, can't miss him!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 There's a lot of a stars in this sky, but only one moon! ⭐⭐⭐🌙⭐⭐⭐ [Aren't stars bigger than literally any moon in the universe...] So if you ever see a tall blond piece with sexy specs and a tight ass, you tell him Jill's looking for him, okay? 💋😍😈🙌🍑
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
is she a soprano

[HA! Opera humor. Guess she has another inbox to hit up sometime.

Also don't forget the peach Ardbert, that's the most important part! It is TAUT.]


aren't you such a doll? I could just eat you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway A.B. it's been fun but there's so much to do so much to see

i'm calling it a night

make sure you have some sweet dreams all right
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-21 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[she will

Hard not to when she'll be picturing you naked and bleeding to death]


😘💘😘💘😴😴😴

Nighty night