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"softly moaning in a ditch" aka ardbert ([personal profile] soulshard) wrote2021-08-13 12:37 pm

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@ ardbert
"Aye, leave a message and I'll respond to you when I can. Or come find you."

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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-17 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
haha that's so cute!!!!!! You're a real sweet guy aren't you? Sensitive type β˜ΊοΈπŸ’• I like that

are they here with you?

I think mine might be the day I met

βœ¨πŸ’–βœ¨πŸ’– MASTER πŸ’–βœ¨πŸ’–βœ¨
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-19 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
really????? WHO IS IT? YOUR GIRLFREIND?????????

[time to cut a bitch.

jk she's not into carving up girls, aria is spared. Besides which:]


Just the man who holds my heart in his hands!!! You ever meet somebody and just know you're a goner? That other guys can be cute but none will ever be half so adorable, half so SMOKING HOT?

Yeah that's him.
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-20 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because it's IMPORTANT ARDBERT! GIVE HER THE DEETS!!!! Also yes it is, wait until train town gets a Hinge App]

Is she your sister? Which one is she?

[Leaving to scroll...hmm hmm hmm, who could it be?

Oh she should probably answer that other part.]


believe me you'd KNOW if he was here, can't miss him!!!! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° There's a lot of a stars in this sky, but only one moon! β­β­β­πŸŒ™β­β­β­ [Aren't stars bigger than literally any moon in the universe...] So if you ever see a tall blond piece with sexy specs and a tight ass, you tell him Jill's looking for him, okay? πŸ’‹πŸ˜πŸ˜ˆπŸ™ŒπŸ‘
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
is she a soprano

[HA! Opera humor. Guess she has another inbox to hit up sometime.

Also don't forget the peach Ardbert, that's the most important part! It is TAUT.]


aren't you such a doll? I could just eat you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway A.B. it's been fun but there's so much to do so much to see

i'm calling it a night

make sure you have some sweet dreams all right
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-21 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[she will

Hard not to when she'll be picturing you naked and bleeding to death]


πŸ˜˜πŸ’˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’˜πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄

Nighty night