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haha that's so cute!!!!!! You're a real sweet guy aren't you? Sensitive type ☺️💕 I like that

are they here with you?

I think mine might be the day I met

✨💖✨💖 MASTER 💖✨💖✨

[ Oh. That question is innocent enough, and yet Ardbert can't feel anything but a hollowness in his chest. Aria's presence here is good, it's enough, and yet he was looking forward to seeing them all again. ]

They're not, I'm afraid. But someone else close to me is here, so it's all right.

[ More of those symbols? Capital letters? What is all this? ]

And who is that?

really????? WHO IS IT? YOUR GIRLFREIND?????????

[time to cut a bitch.

jk she's not into carving up girls, aria is spared. Besides which:]

Just the man who holds my heart in his hands!!! You ever meet somebody and just know you're a goner? That other guys can be cute but none will ever be half so adorable, half so SMOKING HOT?

Yeah that's him.

[ Why so many question marks and capital letters? Aria isn't his girlfriend, but would it be so terrible if she was? Ardbert is mainly just confused that this person may(?) be trying to proposition him over the phone. Is this how people meet and interact where she's from? ]

No, not that, though we are very close.

[ He has no idea how to begin explaining what he and Aria are to each other, so time to move on. ]

Oh, I see. The one who your heart belongs to. [ To say nothing of her loins. ] I assume he isn't here?

[ Because it is starting to feel like she's putting a lot of effort into cozying up to him... ]

[Because it's IMPORTANT ARDBERT! GIVE HER THE DEETS!!!! Also yes it is, wait until train town gets a Hinge App]

Is she your sister? Which one is she?

[Leaving to scroll...hmm hmm hmm, who could it be?

Oh she should probably answer that other part.]

believe me you'd KNOW if he was here, can't miss him!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 There's a lot of a stars in this sky, but only one moon! ⭐⭐⭐🌙⭐⭐⭐ [Aren't stars bigger than literally any moon in the universe...] So if you ever see a tall blond piece with sexy specs and a tight ass, you tell him Jill's looking for him, okay? 💋😍😈🙌🍑

Not my sister, though we are very good friends. Her name is Aria.

[ There doesn't seem to be any reason to hide her identity, even if this Jill person is a bit strange. It's nothing Aria wouldn't be able to handle, if she also ends up with a random message on her phone.

(Sorry, Aria.)

A good-looking, tall blond man with spectacles? All the additional details aside, that's a decent enough description. ]

I could certainly keep an eye out for him for you.

is she a soprano

[HA! Opera humor. Guess she has another inbox to hit up sometime.

Also don't forget the peach Ardbert, that's the most important part! It is TAUT.]

aren't you such a doll? I could just eat you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway A.B. it's been fun but there's so much to do so much to see

i'm calling it a night

make sure you have some sweet dreams all right

[ Before Ardbert can try to recall if he's ever actually heard Aria sing, another series of messages comes through and it appears that Jill has had her fill of him.

This entire exchange was extremely odd, but it's over now and if he somehow made Jill's time in this place easier on her, then it wasn't a waste.

Gods if it wasn't strange, though. He has to admit he's relieved it's over. ]

You as well, Jill. Sleep well.

[she will

Hard not to when she'll be picturing you naked ~~and bleeding to death~~]

😘💘😘💘😴😴😴

Nighty night

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