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"softly moaning in a ditch" aka ardbert ([personal profile] soulshard) wrote2021-08-13 12:37 pm

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@ ardbert
"Aye, leave a message and I'll respond to you when I can. Or come find you."

✉ïļ â˜Žïļ ðŸ“·
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-07 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao maybe if they can teleport

Though i suppose that's entirely possible here!!! ðŸ˜ą Imagine!!! You're innocently stripping to the nude, ready to cleanse yourself of the day's sins, and suddenly BAM

MAGICAL PEEPING TOM

Totally terrifying thought, almost makes you scared to leave the house

So to speak 😜😜😜
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Get out of my inbox court

[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-08 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
oh she didn't tell you?
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because!!!!!!

[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[DING!

Ardbert is now the recipient of a most unwelcome selfie.]


SURPRISE!!!!

IT'S A TWO FOR ONE DEAL! ALL SALES ARE FINAL! NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS!
Edited 2022-01-08 23:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-09 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
FIEND YES!!!! possessing no

nothing as fancy as all that we're just a humble bundle

a head cracked in two

it's a split personality situation buckaroo!!!!! she went crazy and now i'm here too ðŸĪŠðŸĪŠðŸĪĢðŸĪĢ✂ïļâœ‚ïļ
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-13 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
haha you're giving this hell hole way too much credit

We've been like this since we were a kid ðŸĪ“ fresh under the thrall of love's first bloom ðŸĨ°ðŸĨ°ðŸĨ°ðŸĨ°

I remember it like it was yesterday
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-20 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
wow you're so invested in this. Are you sweet on her or something?

It wasn't for any particular reason! Maybe death by a thousand cuts? A few too many miseries, one last straw to break the camel's back? Or maybe it's all in the blood, a classic malfunction in the brain meat.

Who knows 😜 what matters is that I'm here! And we were finally able to meet 😘😘😘😘