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"softly moaning in a ditch" aka ardbert ([personal profile] soulshard) wrote2021-08-13 12:37 pm

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@ ardbert
"Aye, leave a message and I'll respond to you when I can. Or come find you."

✉️ ☎️ 📷
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Get out of my inbox court

[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-08 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
oh she didn't tell you?
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because!!!!!!

[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[DING!

Ardbert is now the recipient of a most unwelcome selfie.]


SURPRISE!!!!

IT'S A TWO FOR ONE DEAL! ALL SALES ARE FINAL! NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS!
Edited 2022-01-08 23:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-09 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
FIEND YES!!!! possessing no

nothing as fancy as all that we're just a humble bundle

a head cracked in two

it's a split personality situation buckaroo!!!!! she went crazy and now i'm here too 🤪🤪🤣🤣✂️✂️
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-13 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
haha you're giving this hell hole way too much credit

We've been like this since we were a kid 🤓 fresh under the thrall of love's first bloom 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I remember it like it was yesterday
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2022-01-20 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
wow you're so invested in this. Are you sweet on her or something?

It wasn't for any particular reason! Maybe death by a thousand cuts? A few too many miseries, one last straw to break the camel's back? Or maybe it's all in the blood, a classic malfunction in the brain meat.

Who knows 😜 what matters is that I'm here! And we were finally able to meet 😘😘😘😘