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"softly moaning in a ditch" aka ardbert ([personal profile] soulshard) wrote2021-08-13 12:37 pm

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@ ardbert
"Aye, leave a message and I'll respond to you when I can. Or come find you."

βœ‰οΈ ☎️ πŸ“·
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-14 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[She's just full of shit Ardbert don't listen to her]

Booooooooo. Well I guess somebody's gotta do it. A girl gets tired of waking up in unusual places you know?

It is, but I don't get to use the phone back home, and we never called anybody we didn't have to. But since we're all in the same boat here OR IS IT TRAIN CAR???? πŸš‚ CHOO CHOO! i figured it'd be fun to start making friends!!!!!!!!!!!🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Me? My name

is


JILL!

Hit me with another one
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-14 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Depending on the details she doles out, he might hang up on her quicker than expected. It's inevitable, but. You know.]

no no no, most people did! I was just a sneaky secret

didn't want to be found out either

but it doesn't matter here :) :)

now you answer one for me okaaaaaayy? what

is your happiest memory
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-17 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
haha that's so cute!!!!!! You're a real sweet guy aren't you? Sensitive type β˜ΊοΈπŸ’• I like that

are they here with you?

I think mine might be the day I met

βœ¨πŸ’–βœ¨πŸ’– MASTER πŸ’–βœ¨πŸ’–βœ¨
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-19 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
really????? WHO IS IT? YOUR GIRLFREIND?????????

[time to cut a bitch.

jk she's not into carving up girls, aria is spared. Besides which:]


Just the man who holds my heart in his hands!!! You ever meet somebody and just know you're a goner? That other guys can be cute but none will ever be half so adorable, half so SMOKING HOT?

Yeah that's him.
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-20 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because it's IMPORTANT ARDBERT! GIVE HER THE DEETS!!!! Also yes it is, wait until train town gets a Hinge App]

Is she your sister? Which one is she?

[Leaving to scroll...hmm hmm hmm, who could it be?

Oh she should probably answer that other part.]


believe me you'd KNOW if he was here, can't miss him!!!! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° There's a lot of a stars in this sky, but only one moon! β­β­β­πŸŒ™β­β­β­ [Aren't stars bigger than literally any moon in the universe...] So if you ever see a tall blond piece with sexy specs and a tight ass, you tell him Jill's looking for him, okay? πŸ’‹πŸ˜πŸ˜ˆπŸ™ŒπŸ‘
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
is she a soprano

[HA! Opera humor. Guess she has another inbox to hit up sometime.

Also don't forget the peach Ardbert, that's the most important part! It is TAUT.]


aren't you such a doll? I could just eat you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway A.B. it's been fun but there's so much to do so much to see

i'm calling it a night

make sure you have some sweet dreams all right
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[personal profile] shiftybladesofcray 2021-09-21 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[she will

Hard not to when she'll be picturing you naked and bleeding to death]


πŸ˜˜πŸ’˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’˜πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄

Nighty night